this morning

Dear Lexie:

Chris: *kisses my cheek, starts pretending like he is giving me a hickey*

Me: "Chris! Don't do that! You are going to leave a hickey on my face!"

Chris: *continues*

Me: "Chris!"

Chris: "Oh come on! Thats not going to give you a hickey!"

15 minutes later

Chris: "Ohhhh......."

Me: "What?"

Chris: " You are going to be mad at me...."

Me: "What? Whats wrong?"

Chris: " Well....uh....I might have, MAYBE, given you a hickey....um but you cant really see it?"

Me: "Are you serious?" *jumps to look in mirror* "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIS!"

Chris: "oh. maybe that was more noticeable than i thought"

Madness ensues

Fin